Looking for a night out that’s anything but ordinary? Guapatini’s Showbar in Puerto del Carmen is where the magic happens – a dazzling fusion of drag glamour, live vocals, and side-splitting comedy, all served with a generous splash of sequins!
Hosted by the one and only Contessa Guapatini – the fabulous alter ego of international entertainer Paul Burnham – this showbar is a riot of colour, charisma, and unmissable entertainment. Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or just craving a night of pure fun, the Contessa delivers a high-energy spectacle that’s cheeky, chic, and utterly unforgettable.
What Awaits You at Guapatini’s?
✨ A Show Like No Other – Expect powerhouse vocals, razor-sharp wit, and jaw-dropping costumes in a performance that blends cabaret, comedy, and drag extravagance.
✨ VIP Treatment for All – From table service to an electric atmosphere, every guest is part of the show.
✨ Perfect for Celebrations – Hen nights, birthdays, anniversaries—no event is too big or too small for the Contessa’s sparkle.
✨ A Night of Pure Joy – Laughter, singalongs, and a whole lot of fabulousness await!
The Contessa Guapatini is no ordinary performer – she’s a showbiz legend, with a career spanning London’s West End, European cabarets, and even the silver screen. After winning over audiences in Málaga and Torremolinos (where her showbar was crowned #1 on TripAdvisor), she’s now bringing her sequin-soaked spectacle to Lanzarote.
Behind the glittering persona is Paul Burnham, a seasoned entertainer with credits including West End theatre, TV presenting, and even sharing the screen with Hollywood stars. His expertise shines through in every moment, making Guapatini’s a very special experience.
Photos: AM Photography LZ
Ready for a Night You’ll Never Forget?
Buckle up, darling – Guapatini’s Showbar is a rollercoaster of glamour, laughter, and show-stopping talent. Whether you’re a first-time visitor or a returning fan, the Contessa guarantees a night where everyone leaves feeling like a star.
Don’t just watch the show – be part of it! Book your spot now and prepare for an evening dripping in sparkle, sass, and sensational entertainment.
📍 Location: Centro Atlantico, Av. De las Playas, Local 37, Puerto del Carmen, Lanzarote
🎟️ Booking Required – the spotlight’s waiting – https://guapatini.com/
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“Cheeky but never crude—always fabulous!” 💋